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PostSubject: xii jokes set 1   Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:18 am

nagbabakasakali lng na may nakakaalam dito ng ilan sa aking mga katanungan at magtanong na rin kayo malay nyo may makasagot

1. anong tagalog ng toothpaste?

2. Ang lason ba pag expired na, nakakalason pa din?

3. Pwede bang maglagay ng dinner sa lunchbox?

4. Bakit ang kikiam pag kinain mo, pag lumabas buo pa rin?

5. pag coffee break ba bawal magsoftdrinks?

6. bakit tinawag na apartment ang apartment eh magkakadikit naman sila?

7. kaano ano ba talaga ni Barney si Grimace?

8. ano ba si Jollibee babae ba o lalake o bading o tomboy?

9. wrong spelling wrong ba sa spelling contest?

10. bakit blackboard eh kulay green naman?

11. bakit ang glue, paste, mighty bond hindi dumidikit sa kanilang lalagyan?

12. ang pusa ba nag dodogstyle din?

13. pag nagaral ka ba ng criminology pag garduate mo criminal ka?

14. Bakit Building tawag sa Building kahit tapos na gawin?

15. bakit nasa labas ang brief ni superman?

16. bakit pink buhok ni trunks?

17. bakit kailangan pang isigaw ang mga moves ni Voltes V?

18. bakit ang liit ni gloria?

yun lng.. sana may makasagot. kayo ba may katanungan din kayo? post nyo lng bka may makasagot


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INDAY NOONG 9YEARS OLD..

Nanay: anak, pag laki mo ano gusto mong maging?

Inday: marami po nay eh..

Nanay: ano ba yun??

Inday: When i grow up, i wanna be famous, i wanna be a star, i wanna be in movies. when i grow up, i wanna see the world, drive nice cars, i wanna have groupies. when i grow up be on TV people know me, be on magazines.

Nanay: be careful what you wish for coz you just might get it..


..malanding mag-ina..



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Anak: tay! naku, good news!

Ama: o, anu yun anak?

Anak: di ba sabi niyo sa bawat pasado kong subject, bibigyan nyo ko ng 1000?!

Ama: oo naman. bakit?

Anak: ayos tay! makakatipid ka na naman!



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A man killed a DEER and cooked it but didn't tell kids what it is.

he gives a clue:

"ganyan tawag sakin ng mama niyo.."

The kid cries out:

"..wag nyo kainin yan!!! demonyo yan!!!.."



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Maid: Sir, pag nalaman ni mam, patay tayu!

Mister: bakit, magsusumbong ka ba?

Maid: hindi po!

Mister: eh hindi naman pala eh!
bilis, make-up-an mo na ko. yung bitch tignan ha!??
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:21 am

TITSER: Pangit nmn ng nem mo CONRADO DOMINGO n short CONDOM
PUPIL: Ok lng po un Ma'am! kaysa nmn sa asawa ño.
SUpRONIO POTENCIANO! SUPOT..



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Titser: Class, wat r d different colors of banana?
MArk: MAm! brown mam!
TItser: Tarantado my brown b n saging?
MArk: Tarantado ka rin! NILAGANG sagING BOBO!




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“HIDDEN SOLDIERS!”
Sagot ni Pacman sa tanong kung ano ang World’s Number 1 Shampoo




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Banat na pam-Pasko…
BOY: Pwede bang makahingi ng litrato mo?
GIRL: Bakit gusto mo ng litrato ko?
BOY: Para maipakita ko kay Santa Claus what I really want for Christmas…



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Sa isang restaurant…
LOLA: Pwe! Ano ba ‘tong steak na ‘to?! Di ko manguya! Ang tigas! Waiter!
WAITER: (tinikman ang steak) Malambot naman po, ah?! At makatas pa!
LOLA: Paanong hindi lalambot at kakatas ‘yan eh 30 minuto ko nang nginunguya ‘yan?!




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BOSS: (galit) Ang gusto ko sa secretary ay listo, hindi absent-minded! Na­pahiya ako sa meeting dahil sa kapabayaan mo!
SEKRETARYA: Sorry, sir. Sa susunod, hindi ko kalilimutang isara ang zipper ninyo!




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T: Bakit kinukusot ng mga babae ang kanilang mga mata paggising sa umaga?
S: Wala kasi silang betlog na kakamutin.
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:23 am

watata kuya xii ang haba
lol!
bnasa ko lang ung iba
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:26 am

TEACHER: Alin ang mas madalas gamitin, period or comma?
GORIO: Kama, ma’am! Ang period, buwanan lang. Ang kama, kahit may period, maaaring gamitin!



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DALAGA: Hoy! Ba­ngag ka ba?!
BINATA: Hindi ako nagdodroga.
DALAGA: Eh bakit ganyan ka makatingin?
BINATA: Naaadik ako sa ‘yo.



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Q: How do you define SUPER EMO?
A: It’s when you see two dogs in the street being sweet with each other, and you say… “Buti pa sila.”




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AHENTE: Sir, ‘yung bagong supermarket na dineliveran natin, nagsara na!
BOSS: Ha?! Taena! P1M binagsak natin du’n, ah?! Bakit daw nagsara?!
AHENTE: Kasi, gabi na raw!




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May isang devil na bumulong sa akin.
Gusto raw niyang manggulo ng taong mababait…
Ibinigay ko ang pangalan mo.
Sabi ng devil, “Hindi pwede… boss namin ‘yan! Iba na lang!”
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:39 am

DALAGA: Hoy! Ba­ngag ka ba?!
BINATA: Hindi ako nagdodroga.
DALAGA: Eh bakit ganyan ka makatingin?
BINATA: Naaadik ako sa ‘yo.

I LOVE THIS ONE =)
cheers cheers
lol!

ADIIIIIIIIIK
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:43 pm

adng haba nmn nyen! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:48 am

woot woot

nice one besho

hahaha

naaadik ako sau
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:44 am

wow naadik xa sau lol!
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:22 am

nakakabaliw na topic lol!
super duper haba bounce
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:25 am


nitamad tuloy ako magbasa..
antok n ko... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:22 am

aqu d ko nmn bnasa nkikisakay nlng lol!
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:04 am


loka lol!
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:12 am

weee tawa nlng Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: xii jokes set 1   Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:47 pm

,,_,, ang haba amn n2..hihi
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